idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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