I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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