"it" just moved
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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