But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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