you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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