super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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