Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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