If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
