Well apparently he's into motor boating.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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