Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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