Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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