He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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