so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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