Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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