how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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