What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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