does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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