Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I will die if light touches me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Randomize
