You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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