eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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