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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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