Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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