You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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