Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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