All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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