i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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