D3 body, D1 cock
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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