Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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