just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
