Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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