If that was your dad, he is hot
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Welp...herpes.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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