is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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