sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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