So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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