Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
