Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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