So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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