I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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