just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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