Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
