..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Its about making memories worth repressing
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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