D3 body, D1 cock
I heard we made out
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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