My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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