Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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