so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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