so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this beer tastes like vomit already
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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