we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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