who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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