i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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