if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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