fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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