JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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