Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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