Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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