I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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