She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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