my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
