Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Life is so much better after having sex.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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